Guess The Decrepitness

Oh the burden of falling the fuck apart! Weakened! Infirmed! Feeble!

I'm finding similarities among the aging of my dog, my car, my home, my yard, and ... well, me. Since today is the Day of Fools, let's play a round of "Owning the Ailment."  Match the following signs of decrepitness to the potential owners:

Signs of Decrepitness:

1. Got nailed in the rear. 
2. Blew out supports.
3. Needed oil for the joints.
4. Collapsed progressively. 
5. Broke seals.

Owners:

1. My dog
2. My car
3. My home
4. My yard
5. Me

List your answers below, dear readers.

Now, get off my lawn! 

~ehem~