Perhaps in fear of the answers, few people ask me questions anymore. Maybe because of my answer to one of Jeffe's infrequently asked questions:
Am I an alien?
I can say that this guy definitely IS:
Next question. Is it true there are zombies in rural WA state?
A surprising lot of them are attracted to cameras, too, it seemed. As well as pursuing the poor slobs running from them. (Since I am here typing this answer to this question that never actually gets asked but perhaps should be, you may assume that I was not zombie fodder. Since we all know I'm gimped and easy zombie pickings, that I was not messily devoured shores up the case for me being an alien.)
Last question. If you were to look for me, where would you find me?