Infrequently Asked Alien Zombie Questions

Perhaps in fear of the answers, few people ask me questions anymore. Maybe because of my answer to one of Jeffe's infrequently asked questions:

Am I an alien?

The jury is still out on that one.

I can say that this guy definitely IS:

Or at least, he's having a very bad day. That's a branch stuck in his wing feathers. Poor guy did eventually dislodge it.

Next question. Is it true there are zombies in rural WA state?
Yes.

A surprising lot of them are attracted to cameras, too, it seemed. As well as pursuing the poor slobs running from them. (Since I am here typing this answer to this question that never actually gets asked but perhaps should be, you may assume that I was not zombie fodder. Since we all know I'm gimped and easy zombie pickings, that I was not messily devoured shores up the case for me being an alien.)

Last question. If you were to look for me, where would you find me?

Why, drinking tea, of course.