Stupid human tricks. Man. I have wracked my brain for something. . . and have come up blank.
Seriously. I have no tricks. I mean, I can snap my fingers freakishly loud, but that isn't really a trick as much as it is a terrific way to get my kids attention when they were young.
I can't juggle. I can't balance a lawnmower on my chin. I can't ride a unicycle.
But it's okay, I don't feel bad about it.
However, I can tell you about my favorite stupid human tricks that other people do.
I love, love love watching strongman stunts. Seriously. You want to bash your skull into a flaming stack of concrete blocks? I'll watch. Want to huff and puff until you blow up a hot water bottle and make it burst like a mouthful of Hubba Bubba? I am in. Roll up that frying pan, I can buy another one. Rip a phone book in half, nobody uses the damn things anymore anyways. lol.
I don't care if you are the World's Strongest Redneck or one of the many, many strongman teams who destroy objects for the love of Jesus, make a video and put it on Youtube. I will watch it. I will share it.
And I watch the "serious" ones like the World's Strongest Man competitions, but my true love comes from the more lurid stuff. Forehead to brick. That kind of stuff. The dangerous stuff.
I wonder what that says about me?
(The same thing it will say about you after you watch this video and you enjoy it. lol)
