The Perfect Man...
... Has four feet and a lot of hair.
Wha? You had to see that one coming.
I'm not the Word Whore to offer advice on lifemates of any human flavor. I am, however, the one to poke fun at the notion of "The Perfect Man." So, for your Tuesday amusement, I invite you to join in the silly.
The Perfect Man...
- Can be replicated with sugar, flour, and butter
- Appears on page 357
- Is just now entering the space-time continuum
- Upgraded from ink to pixels
- Comes in 2oz cans of molding compound and an assortment of colors, some assembly required
Please, go ahead, add to the list of the "Perfect Man." I've a fresh mug of coffee just waiting to be spewed all over my monitor.
Play Doh Photo found here: http://www.tiffanyruda.com/more-fun-with-playdoh