Tuesday, April 5, 2011

RT 2011 - Word Whores Mile High Club

by KAK

Whilst my fellow whores Jeffe, Allison, and Marcella are in transit to the Romantic Times 2011 Book Lovers Convention, I am having fun picturing their coy smiles and fluttering lashes as they try to explain to the TSA why, oh why, certain items have appeared in their luggage and/or shown up on the full body scans.


  1. Collapsible Zombie Bellhop
  2. Dozen vials of fairie dust
  3. Clock-work Wings w/ extra lube
  4. Dual-Tipped Sharpie/Pixie Sticks
  5. Spare set of Vampire Grillz


Please join me in a game of speculation of oddly plausible things our intrepid Word Whores are packing. Extra (worthless) points if it involves something from one of their books!

7 comments:

  1. Hey! How did you know about my Zombie Bellhop??

    (I do have vampire fangs packed...)

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  2. A miniature unicorn who likes to bite!!!!

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  3. Definitely some canned unicorn meat: http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e5a7/

    And a plush Chtulhu: http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/7cb0/

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  4. Jeffe, did you go shopping at vampirefangs.com?

    Linda, do you think Phin traveled in a pet-carrier or did he dirty-talk his way through the TSA pat-down?

    Laura, what with the airlines no longer serving snacks, canned unicorn smeat is a must-have to be guarded by the Chtulhu.

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  5. Phin is obviously curled up in Allison's underwear. Jeffe may have brought along a few items to illustrate the activities in Sapphire. Ahem. Even the TSA folks may be blushing.

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  6. I'd love to be a fly on the wall at that particular security check point. I can't imagine what they'd have in their bags, but explaining anything to the TSA guys has got to be interesting. LOL

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  7. Heh. Well I *did* end up going through one of those new funky security machines at the airport. AND I got a patdown on top of it. Bleah.

    No unicorns found, however. ;-)

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