Whilst my fellow whores Jeffe, Allison, and Marcella are in transit to the Romantic Times 2011 Book Lovers Convention, I am having fun picturing their coy smiles and fluttering lashes as they try to explain to the TSA why, oh why, certain items have appeared in their luggage and/or shown up on the full-body scans.
- Collapsible Zombie Bellhop
- Dozen vials of fairie dust
- Clock-work Wings w/ extra lube
- Dual-Tipped Sharpie/Pixie Sticks
- Spare set of Vampire Grillz
Please join me in a game of speculation of oddly plausible things our intrepid Word Whores are packing. Extra (worthless) points if it involves something from one of their books!
