I do have three complete novels in first draft form, one of which has even been through a developmental edit. Two are science fiction romances and the other is a paranormal romance. All three will see the light of Amazon's day at some point, maybe next year, depending on when I have time to work on them. But they don't count for this week's topic because there's nothing broken about them - just first draft.
Soooo...either I tap dance here for a few hundred words, or I can give you a real and wonderful tap dancer and his friends to enjoy!
(Can't WAIT to see next week's topic!)